
Date: Mon, 23 Apr 2001 01:25:00 -0700 (PDT)
From: lara.leibman@enron.com
To: fred.enochs@enron.com, richard.shapiro@enron.com
Subject: joke

Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly
> Gates, Saint
> Peter tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you
> have NO idea the
> lengths that some people will go to to sneak into
> Heaven. Can you
> prove who you really are?"
>
> Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could
> I have a blackboard
> and some chalk?"
>
> Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and
> chalk instantly
> appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane
> mathematics and
> symbols his theory of relativity.
>
> Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE
> Einstein!" he says.
> "Welcome to heaven!"
>
> The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint
> Peter asks for
> credentials.
>
> Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and
> chalk?"
>
> Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."
>
> Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a
> truly stunning mural
> with just a few strokes of chalk.
>
> Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist
> you claim to be!"
> he says. "Come on in!"
>
> Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush.
> Saint Peter
> scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso
> both managed to
> prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"
>
> George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are
> Einstein and Picasso?"
>
> Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."
>
